breakfastburritoe:

in first grade we had to write down our favorite ice cream flavor and the whole class put cookie dough so i put cookie dough bc peer pressure and then we were asked to color in an ice cream scoop with our favorite flavor and i had no clue what cookie dough was so i colored it blue and the class made fun of me and then some kid ate a napkin

The napkin part made me laugh more than it should have…

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

brigwife:

hotsuburbandad:

tourettes:

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

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Supernatural: An Easter Summary

bluekarkat:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

confessions-of-a-cupcake:

floramus:

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This is my favorite thing

I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR TO REBLOG THIS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST THIS POST IS MY LIFE HOLY HELL

I AM DYING

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it

and when he was about to finish, a robot came into the room

wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

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In Russia’s Kronotsky Nature Reserve, there is a bear population that huffs jet fuel from old barrels until they get high and pass out.
did-you-kno:

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