wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

In Russia’s Kronotsky Nature Reserve, there is a bear population that huffs jet fuel from old barrels until they get high and pass out.
did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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collegehumor:

Go flick yourself.

collegehumor:

Go flick yourself.

cubangains:

aubernutter:

Sexting

Still not understanding why this one didn’t work.

cubangains:

aubernutter:

Sexting

Still not understanding why this one didn’t work.

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?